Proper usage of f***

We are on our way to our friends' house for dinner, so we are listening to the Ranger's playoff game on the radio. In reaction to a bad play, Chris drops the f-bomb. Cue Andrew's genius:
"Daddy, fuck is a bad word, and that means you shouldn't say it."

Daddy, "I'm sorry, Bud. I shouldn't have said it."

After a moment of thoughtful reflection, Andrew said, "No, Daddy. You can say fuck if people drive slow in front of you, but you can't say it about baseball."

Thank you, tiny wordsmith. We laughed f-ing hard at that.
:)
Anne